stoicdaydreamer:

I’m starting to get real surprised when someone texts me first lol I be thinking who remembers that I exist? Who sent you? What you want?

mrlevelingthinner:

draumbooty:

swedebeast:

draumbooty:

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time.

if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids

having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

uglynewyork:

dookiediamonds:

labonitafanny:

sundress no panties 

grey sweats no boxers

Burger no pickles

bepeu:

me ? a romantic ? mayhaps . hopeless ? exhaustively

outcrying:

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

reynbow-erso-skywalker:

So can we like…start normalizing the idea that not everyone dates or has their first boyfriend/girlfriend in junior high or high school?

There are plenty of people who go into college with little to no dating experience. There are tons of people who go into college having not had their first kiss yet. It’s not wrong; everyone experiences things at a different pace, and that’s okay. Don’t feel pressured into doing things you’re not comfortable with at the time just because you feel like you have to fill some sort of “quota.”